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pinky43 63F
1821 posts
3/14/2008 2:04 am

Last Read:
5/30/2012 1:02 am

The Honest Wife (Joke)


A man who was driving a car with his wife was stopped by a police officer. The following exchange took place. The man says, "What's the problem officer?".

Officer : "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.

Man : "No sir, I was going 65".

Wife : "Oh Harry, you were going 80". (The man give his wife a dirty look).

Officer : "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken taillight!".

Man : "Broken taillight? I didn't know about a broken taillight!

Wife : "Oh Harry, you've known about that taillight for weeks". (The man gave his wife another dirty look).

Officer : "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt".

Man : "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car".

Wife : "Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt". The man turned to his wife and yelled, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"

The officer turned to the woman and asked, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"

The wife said, "No, only when he's drunk".





victorylee0516
(victoria lee)
41F

3/14/2008 2:22 am

This is so funny. Tell the truth to teach your abusive husband a lesson.

It's nice to have you back sharing your funny stories.

VICKY


hotcold3333
(timmy )
57M
116 posts
3/15/2008 6:25 pm

nice to have you back


pinky43 63F
1532 posts
3/16/2008 8:52 pm

    Quoting victorylee0516:
    This is so funny. Tell the truth to teach your abusive husband a lesson.

    It's nice to have you back sharing your funny stories.

    VICKY
Hi Vicky,

Hope u r having a good time travelling and thanks for taking time to stop by. Nice to see u again too. Take care while travelling


pinky43 63F
1532 posts
3/16/2008 8:54 pm

    Quoting dcba9696:
    阿弥陀佛!吉祥如意!
Thanks for the comment but awwwww i cannot understand hehehehe


pinky43 63F
1532 posts
4/10/2008 2:21 am

    Quoting  :

Hi loyal,

Yah, LTNS n hope u r doing great! Thx for dropping in


graceful1969 55F
1021 posts
4/13/2008 1:41 am

having an honest wife is a disadvantage

funny


pinky43 63F
1532 posts
4/18/2008 3:31 am

    Quoting  :

You are welcome n nice to see u too! Laughing is the best medicine and its also nice to see the joy n smiles in our friends faces I'm glad ur friends enjoyed it too.


pinky43 63F
1532 posts
4/18/2008 3:33 am

    Quoting graceful1969:
    having an honest wife is a disadvantage

    funny
Hahaha yup and maybe a pain in the neck too!


johndoe126u 34M
17 posts
8/20/2011 12:36 am

Love an honest wife =D