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pinky43 63F
1821 posts
4/24/2008 8:54 pm

Last Read:
8/10/2012 12:48 am

Letter to God


A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the $100.

When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD, USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton.

The president was so impressed, touched and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the boy a $5.00 bill. President Clinton thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to GOD, which read :

Dear GOD,

Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C., and, as usual, those bastards deducted 95%.





flower_princess 53F

4/24/2008 11:37 pm



You are still ever funny my riend

I like this one


pinky43 63F
1532 posts
4/26/2008 2:22 am

Thanks flower princess. Glad u like it!


pinky43 63F
1532 posts
4/26/2008 2:23 am

    Quoting  :

Mmmm...


pinky43 63F
1532 posts
4/26/2008 2:26 am

    Quoting  :

Hv a good weekend, SG


pinky43 63F
1532 posts
4/26/2008 2:28 am

    Quoting  :

Yup my friend


foreveramber 45F

4/27/2008 10:52 am

this is a good one.


pinky43 63F
1532 posts
4/29/2008 1:14 am

Hi foreveramber,

How r u and its great to see u! Thanks for dropping by. Take care


victorylee0516
(victoria lee)
41F

5/20/2008 3:23 pm

Regardless of where it happened, this happens all the time that government is able to take our money away from us and then give it back as though they were doing us a big favor.


zaxkjcr 63M

5/20/2008 6:35 pm

Hi Pinky

glad you are still keeping us in the tickle.
have not been here for a while but it is nice to see you are still here.

zaxk


pinky43 63F
1532 posts
5/25/2008 7:20 am

    Quoting victorylee0516:
    Regardless of where it happened, this happens all the time that government is able to take our money away from us and then give it back as though they were doing us a big favor.
Yup. This happens regardless where we are ... LOL!


pinky43 63F
1532 posts
5/25/2008 7:22 am

    Quoting zaxkjcr:
    Hi Pinky

    glad you are still keeping us in the tickle.
    have not been here for a while but it is nice to see you are still here.

    zaxk
Hi zaxk,

Nice to see after u hv not been here for a while Hopes everything is fine with u. Take care


graceful1969 55F
1021 posts
6/11/2008 1:47 am

I loved this one! thanks again for the laff


pinky43 63F
1532 posts
6/11/2008 3:04 am

    Quoting graceful1969:
    I loved this one! thanks again for the laff
Most welcome, grace. Laughter is good for our health hehehehe


johndoe126u 34M
17 posts
8/20/2011 12:30 am

HAHAHAHAHA!