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Just for laugh Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name. "Yeah teacher?" he replies. "If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shortgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher. Matt answer "Well teacher, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off". "No, Matt, there will be two left if you shoot one with a shortgun, but I like the way you're thinking" the teacher responds. "Well teacher, I've got a question for you .. There are 3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it, and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?". The teacher, a little taken back by the question answers, "Well uh, gee Matt, I guess the one that's sucking on the ice cream". Matt replies, "No teacher, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking". |
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thank hun
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Hello SG, Aiyah sometimes needs to be notty lor hahahaha. Thx for stopping by and u r like me, never into soccer game so, actually me also dont know who is that cute guy but nice to stand beside him ... lol Hope ur weekend was great too!
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thank hun
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ha,ha,ha!I think that`s how I think sometimes, very funny indeed the boy looks clever than the teacher, lol! thanks for the laugh and for visiting my blog, have a nice day!
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Yeah, kids these days thinks differently U r welcome and thanks for visiting my blog too. U too hv a nice day
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2008/6/19 3:26 pm |
Almost makes me wonder where is that photo take? zaxk
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Almost makes me wonder where is that photo take? zaxk Nice to see u again Hope things r doing well for u! Ohhh ... dat pic. was taken last month when i went to Manchester for a short holiday and since i was there, i went to Manchester United Stadium even though i'm not a soccer fan ... lol
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Naughty naughty! =D
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