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pinky43 63F
1820 posts
10/29/2008 6:42 am

Last Read:
11/2/2014 8:01 pm

Not Getting Older (Joke)


A man wants to celebrate his wife birthday by throwing a party.

So he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asked him what message he wants to put on the cake.

Well he thinks for a while and says: let's put, "you are not getting older you are getting better".

The salesmans asks "how do you want me to put it?".

The man says, well put "You are not getting older", at the top and "You are getting better" at the bottom.

The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake:

"You are not getting older at the top, You are getting better at the bottom".





graceful1969 55F
1021 posts
10/29/2008 10:19 am

very funny!


pinky43 63F
1532 posts
10/30/2008 2:30 am

    Quoting salsataenzerin:

    funny post.thanks

    Can you imagine,being naughty the wife ordered the same
    for his husbands' b-day party but worded interchangeably.


Hi salsataenzerin. Thanks for stopping by and can u imagine those guest starring n reading them. Awwwww ..


pinky43 63F
1532 posts
10/30/2008 2:38 am

    Quoting  :

Hi and thanks SGN. I'm in the mood for jokes! Hahahaha yup, embarassing betul


johndoe126u 34M
17 posts
8/20/2011 12:19 am

hahaha, this is a good one =D


Casablanca1942 72M
244 posts
5/15/2013 12:10 am

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hotelmikel 70M
533 posts
6/6/2014 7:26 am

c'est la vie