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pinky43 63F
1820 posts
5/24/2007 12:18 am

Last Read:
5/25/2007 7:48 pm

The Boss


Who's in Charge?
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who the one in charge was.

"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy.

"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.



rockrock30000

5/24/2007 1:33 am

I know that feeling,rectum a huff,is very terrible.


Jalo05
(Lani Jaloux America)
54F

5/24/2007 5:34 pm

We were told of this story in our science subject when I was in High School!

Thabnksa fior reminding me!

Simply J


pinky43 63F
1532 posts
5/25/2007 1:50 am

    Quoting  :

LOL, yup


pinky43 63F
1532 posts
5/25/2007 1:59 am

    Quoting Jalo05:
    We were told of this story in our science subject when I was in High School!

    Thabnksa fior reminding me!
YW, Jalo. Memory will always be sweet memories


pinky43 63F
1532 posts
5/25/2007 2:05 am

    Quoting  :

LOL ... thanks but no thank you. I dont need that!


SoCalMan2007 112M

5/25/2007 11:23 am

I can agree to that to some extent. . I had an A__H____ for a boss, once. Totally in charge until replaced by a brain and a heart.

"LOVE, PEACE AND AXEL GREASE"


pinky43 63F
1532 posts
5/25/2007 7:48 pm

    Quoting SoCalMan2007:
    I can agree to that to some extent. . I had an A__H____ for a boss, once. Totally in charge until replaced by a brain and a heart.
Ahhh..., ok understand ...LOL


johndoe126u 34M
17 posts
8/23/2011 12:17 am

Everybody's important in an organization. Unless there's too much of them thus the proverb, "too much of a good thing is not a good thing" comes to play. =D