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darling22
(darling22 Ling)
48F
489 posts
5/24/2005 5:49 am

Last Read:
8/9/2006 7:33 am

A delicious joke....

Subject: Want to be a doctor?
First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: the first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."
For example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.
"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them,
"The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.


victorylee0516
(victoria lee)
41F

6/7/2005 11:57 am

darling22 & jennylo

This is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you both joke writers?

VICKY


WokDontRun
(William )
49M

6/28/2005 10:07 am

oh that sucks. ahgggggggggggggggg! now i cannot eat the sausage. when i drink cider juice it looks like the pee. oh, hard to drink.


n8tive_american
(Lu )
54M
1289 posts
7/16/2005 1:01 pm

Ewww.....Nasty!! Funny, but nasty!!


n8tive_american
(Lu )
54M
1289 posts
7/16/2005 1:01 pm

Nasty!!!
Funny!!
But still nasty!!