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WORDS WOMEN USE FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. NOTHING This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine" GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing" THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome. Oh, and before we forget ...... "WHATEVER" ...it's a woman's way of saying %!#@!  
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5/27/2005 4:26 am |
A truer study of the female mind I have never read.
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6/7/2005 11:56 am |
darling22 LOL. ROTFLMAO, this is sooooooooooooooo true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I copied and send to all my of GF. We have a common language now to keek our BF in place. What a nice way to train unruly man. VICKY
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6/28/2005 10:04 am |
you are so so funny. now i know why i cannot win the argument wiht the woman. i lose everytime i open my mouth. do you have more? ROTFLMAO = rolling on the floor laughing my ass off. if you do ROTFLMAO you needs have lots of toilet paper.
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Wok; No matter how hard you try or how well you think you know women, you still will lose every time. Darling: Have you figured out Man-speak too? Examples...... 1) I love you too....Get out the car already. 2) Yeah, I love you too...I hate you and I'm going to pout now. 3) I love you, honey.....I am sorry about the fight we had. 4) Fine(followed by a smile)...I dare you to do it. 5) Fine!!......Go away because I am mad at you. 6) That's fine......Go away, I'm watching the game. 7) Really, it's fine.....You broke WHAT!?!?! I want to kill you!!  Baby, it's fine, really.......Stop crying, I want sex tonight.9) You look great.......Hurry up so we can go. 10) You're not going to wear THAT, are you?...I don't want to go. Many Blessings. Bear.
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