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victorylee0516
(victoria lee)
42F
3081 posts
1/23/2008 9:34 am
Men Are Like Grapes




Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.

Most men don't want to reach for the highest, brightest ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.......

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all
the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men... Men are more like a fine wine.

They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the **** out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.





bbmm14 50M

2/6/2008 11:52 am

Now I understand where I got this size 3 stiletto imprint on the back of my head!! Someone was attempting to make me fine!!

Ok so all fruit analogies aside......your blog most certainly made me laugh.

Ok now if I can just reach that apple on the top brance...reaching.....and.......

Take Care,
Michael


victorylee0516
(victoria lee)
42F

1/26/2008 4:07 am

    Quoting deanom72:
    I wonder what happens to the ones in between? all that potential hee hee
HI and welcome to my BLOG

Probably they are the ones your friends marry because they don't want to reach for the best.

VICKY


victorylee0516
(victoria lee)
42F

1/26/2008 4:06 am

    Quoting  :

HI and welcome to my BLOG

Have you ever frozen red or purple grapes? They look like miniature apples.

You don't get wine by just squeezing. My italain friend tell me her family still steps on grapes with her bare feet to make wine and she claims that it tastes better then that squeeze by medal machines.