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victorylee0516
(victoria lee)
41F
3081 posts
1/26/2008 6:46 pm
Einstein's Other Theory



Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919.

He stated that He was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed.

He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a family connection.

This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.

Well, I did not claim to be an Einstein.


victorylee0516
(victoria lee)
41F

1/28/2008 12:03 am

    Quoting PeterInSurrey:
    That's a lovely new 'take' on Relativity

    Do you have one for Black Holes (Quantum Singularities) ? (When something enters them, there is a bright 'flash', and then nothing.)
HI PETER!!!

Nice to see you commenting again.

I have a friend and she is OBGYN doctor she always talking about the blackholes she examining.

VICKY


victorylee0516
(victoria lee)
41F

1/28/2008 12:01 am

    Quoting Dennie50:
    EMC2 = Every Man's Cousin is square? Knowledge is power.
HI DENNIE50 and welcome to my blog.

That is a really cute interpretation of the formula. Mind if I use that one?

Thanks and come back again.

VICKY


victorylee0516
(victoria lee)
41F

1/28/2008 12:00 am

    Quoting  :

You know they saying that smart guys have pretty high desires and that does not mean Ph.D.

VICKY


victorylee0516
(victoria lee)
41F

1/27/2008 11:59 pm

Hi Ruingfu and welcome to my blog.

I have no idea at all but it is a good pun, don't you think? Do you have maybe a Chinese joke you can share with me?

VICKY


victorylee0516
(victoria lee)
41F

1/27/2008 11:58 pm

    Quoting time_engineer:
    Where did you find this joke? I'm actually...laughing.
Oh, I hearing at the Happy Hour bar and I laughing so much cause you me is Asian girl so not gonna catch his attention cause me so flat.


PeterInSurrey
(Peter H)
77M

1/27/2008 2:58 pm

That's a lovely new 'take' on Relativity

Do you have one for Black Holes (Quantum Singularities) ? (When something enters them, there is a bright 'flash', and then nothing.)


Dennie50 70M

1/27/2008 2:16 pm

EMC2 = Every Man's Cousin is square? Knowledge is power.


time_engineer 47M

1/26/2008 8:18 pm

Where did you find this joke? I'm actually...laughing.