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victorylee0516
(victoria lee)
41F
3081 posts
1/27/2008 7:59 pm
新的科學發現 - New Scientific Discovery


New Element Discovered

Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has 1 neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2-6 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a sub-Atomic reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

victorylee0516
(victoria lee)
41F

1/30/2008 10:38 am

    Quoting Warm_and_nice:
    Absolute cracker, Vicky, I laughed my socks off.
If you are an American taxpayer you whould be angry, I am.

VICKY


Warm_and_nice 70M
818 posts
1/30/2008 4:53 am

Absolute cracker, Vicky, I laughed my socks off.

May your God go with you.


victorylee0516
(victoria lee)
41F

1/28/2008 11:00 pm

    Quoting  :

Maybe better you sticking to singing Beatles songs then about revolution.


victorylee0516
(victoria lee)
41F

1/28/2008 4:52 pm

    Quoting  :

I thinking the best answer to such a thing is REVOLUTON in the French style and cut off all of their heads or how about the Cambodian example where they killing all of the bueacrts.


victorylee0516
(victoria lee)
41F

1/28/2008 11:43 am

HI KoChungg and thank you for dropping by my blog.

You know that is a very good observation on your part about Newton but do you think perhaps it could be much older then that maybe even dating back to Caine and Able in the Bible?

VICKY


victorylee0516
(victoria lee)
41F

1/28/2008 11:41 am

Thanks for dropping by again. I know English is difficult for you but I have the same problem with Chinese. But I enjoy reading your blogs.

VICKY


victorylee0516
(victoria lee)
41F

1/28/2008 11:40 am

    Quoting  :

OH, I need to borrowing that one cause I can posting in out lab. That is so funny cause you know in the research we are always depending on grants but they always coming with lots of strings attached and that means a lot of government oversight.

VICKY


imhappyforalive 50F

1/27/2008 10:44 pm

great...reading

我要学会宽容~~~~塔拉