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victorylee0516
(victoria lee)
41F
3081 posts
3/5/2008 12:36 am
Another One of "Those" Letters

Dear Vicky,

我是一個英俊的中國男人, 30歲, 188厘米,與博士學位在物理學和化學生物學。我是一個非常成功的企業家,投資生物技術公司。我想結識你更好。你是否有一些性感的照片,你可以派?我愛用他們的時候,我獨自在夜間進行。


(Click on picture to make it larger)

I am a handsome Chinese man, age 30, 188cm, with a Ph.D. in Physics and Chemical Biology. I am a very successful entrepreneur with investments in biotech companies. I would like to get to know you better. Do you have some sexy photos you can send? I would love to use them when I am alone at night.

Sincerely,

Hum Sup Lo

victorylee0516
(victoria lee)
41F

3/23/2008 11:00 am

    Quoting  :

HI JUDY

Thanks for your kind comments. I also enjoy reading your blog. Come back anytime!

VICKY


niyyah2007 62M

3/16/2008 9:53 am

I'd realy like to get this picture of 'Hum',and put it on a T-shirt with that post underneath it.I havn't laughed this hard in so long.


heimeigui1961
(õ1961 )
60F
1137 posts
3/15/2008 2:44 am

呵呵,,写的好,,洒脱自如,自信,,祝福小妹快乐!

窪繭孵!


pickledpigspheet 53M
104 posts
3/6/2008 8:45 am

    Quoting victorylee0516:
    Well, if you are looking for that special someone, contact me off-line and I'll send you a picture of dear friend who would be a perfect companion for you.

    VICKY
Jee Yoke Joke is writing on behalf of his younger, taller, handsome, smarter brother Jee Gei Jo. Jee Gei Jo is happy with his right hand and prefers to stay away from AFF.


victorylee0516
(victoria lee)
41F

3/5/2008 6:24 pm

    Quoting MrHickok:
    Hum, now there is an active and free imagination!
Hope you enjoyed your laugh.


victorylee0516
(victoria lee)
41F

3/5/2008 6:23 pm

    Quoting Waiting4u2007:
    I guess you are a VICTIM of God's gift of beauty and must accept that not all that comes with that burden is good.

    I have the same problem and can feel your pain. hahahahahahahahahaha
Before, when I did not have the picture of me I used to send a photo of a very Nan Kan woman but then I started to feel bad about that because maybe the Nan Kan was actually very intelligent and just happened to be born that way so I started using my own pictures instead.

Ah, yes, I do feel your burden. Born handsome but without the brains.


victorylee0516
(victoria lee)
41F

3/5/2008 6:20 pm

    Quoting rejoicefrance:
    Hey... Lee.....

    I think he is doing it on purpose to irritate you or it may be just his shallow joke .From his signature of Hum Sup Lo , it means horny manin Cantonese as pronounced.I am wondering if his handle is the same as his signature. Does all these games make sense to you ????

    Just ignore as it is the only way.

    God Bless
    Rejoicefrance
RJF

These are typical of many of the letters I receive. I send them back a technical question and they can't even answer it so I know they are not real at all.

This is one of cleaner letters. I get so many with bad words and very nasty pictures.

This picture I found at a website that was discussing the coming of the internet to rural Chinese villages. I thought it was a cute picture.

VICKY


victorylee0516
(victoria lee)
41F

3/5/2008 6:18 pm

    Quoting pickledpigspheet:
    Dear Vicky,

    I am a short-arsed, bald-headed, wrinkled, delusional old man with permanent head damage. I failed in all my enterprises, went bankrupt, lost my home and am now resorting to use of the village computer to read blogs, yours especially, and write love letters (emails as we would call it now) to prospective partners in similar desperate duress on AFF. While writing this offer of friendship, and perhaps more, I suck longingly on my last stick of cigarettes with farmers and kids intently watching me.. and your pic of profundity and pseudo-profanity on your profile. They say you are enigmatic, enthralling, and evil, and should make an energetic match for my equally emblematic ego. Embryonic as it may seem in our (non) existent engagement, I (h)ereby endeavor to excite your esteemed e-persona. By the way, that empty bowl on the table was my last affordable meal - congee and some rat tails. If you're interested, I still have a watch I can pawn to buy you dinner.

    Very sincerely,
    No Moh Sum Yong Gai a.k.a. Jee Yoke Joke

Well, if you are looking for that special someone, contact me off-line and I'll send you a picture of dear friend who would be a perfect companion for you.

VICKY


victorylee0516
(victoria lee)
41F

3/5/2008 6:17 pm

    Quoting  :

HI,

Thank you for visiting me. It is nice to see you here. I do enjoy reading your blog.

You are so right about these men wasting my time. That is why I don't bother to read their emails unless I have chatted with them before in my blog.

Come back again to visit.

VICKY


pickledpigspheet 53M
104 posts
3/5/2008 3:32 pm

Dear Vicky,

I am a short-arsed, bald-headed, wrinkled, delusional old man with permanent head damage. I failed in all my enterprises, went bankrupt, lost my home and am now resorting to use of the village computer to read blogs, yours especially, and write love letters (emails as we would call it now) to prospective partners in similar desperate duress on AFF. While writing this offer of friendship, and perhaps more, I suck longingly on my last stick of cigarettes with farmers and kids intently watching me.. and your pic of profundity and pseudo-profanity on your profile. They say you are enigmatic, enthralling, and evil, and should make an energetic match for my equally emblematic ego. Embryonic as it may seem in our (non) existent engagement, I (h)ereby endeavor to excite your esteemed e-persona. By the way, that empty bowl on the table was my last affordable meal - congee and some rat tails. If you're interested, I still have a watch I can pawn to buy you dinner.

Very sincerely,
No Moh Sum Yong Gai a.k.a. Jee Yoke Joke


Waiting4u2007 70M

3/5/2008 11:36 am

I guess you are a VICTIM of God's gift of beauty and must accept that not all that comes with that burden is good.

I have the same problem and can feel your pain. hahahahahahahahahaha


cuddleboy69
(cuddle )
57M

3/5/2008 7:19 am

Vickey,

Thanks for not including my real name

Cuddles


hotcold3333
(timmy )
57M
116 posts
3/5/2008 4:48 am

and what was your reply if any


Warm_and_nice 70M
818 posts
3/5/2008 12:48 am

Dear Monica,

...

Dear Amanda,

...

Dear Jenny,

...

May your God go with you.