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victorylee0516
(victoria lee)
42F
3081 posts
4/1/2008 11:19 pm
The Rooster & The Cat!


A rooster is walking along one day when he comes to a riverbank with a big bag of cat food beside it. Uninterested in the bag, he looks over to the other side and sees a huge bag of chicken feed which instantly makes his mouth water. Beside the bag of feed is a small cat that is hungrily eyeing the cat food on his side.

The two look at each other and wonder what to do. The rooster says, "I know, if we run & jump high enough we should be able to make it to the other side."

The cat responds "OK, let's give it a try"

The rooster heads back about 15 feet, makes a run for it and jumps as high as he can. He flaps his wings like crazy and just makes it to the bag and starts devouring the chicken feed.

The cat, now more motivated than ever, heads back about 20 feet and makes a run for it. He jumps, and SPLASH! He lands right in the middle of the river.

Do you know the moral of this story?

hotcold3333
(timmy )
57M
116 posts
4/2/2008 2:57 pm

o what happend to my comment was it o.t.t
sorry victory


jpollock 69M
70 posts
4/2/2008 11:43 am

can't actually say because they will delete the post as having inappropriate language....but it includes reference to a dry male chicken and a wet feline...or not...


MidoriLuv 48F
94 posts
4/2/2008 8:25 am

Don't pass up what's in front of you?

My Little World.....Enter if you dare!! Muwahahahaha! ^_^