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victorylee0516
(victoria lee)
41F
3081 posts
9/2/2008 1:05 pm
Obama Fan


A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Obama's clock?" asked the man.

"Obama's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.

victorylee0516
(victoria lee)
41F

9/3/2008 2:18 pm

    Quoting  :

I don't think so. I'm too much of a lightweight to be spinning too fast to lift a jet. You need a professional liar for that kind of a job.


imani0001 39M

9/3/2008 12:06 pm

Owch to obama. dang lol


MidoriLuv 48F
94 posts
9/2/2008 2:48 pm



That's hilarious. Sad, but hilarious!

My Little World.....Enter if you dare!! Muwahahahaha! ^_^