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rsflener 61M
90 posts
2/15/2008 11:03 am
What do I look like?


A man came home from work one day and his wife asked
him to fix the toilet. The man says "who do i look like the plumber?" and never fixed it....

The man comes home the next day and his wife asks him to fix the garbage disposal. The man says "who do i look like a blad specialist?" and never fixed it....

The man comes home the next day and his wife asks him to fix the refrigerator. The man says "who do i look like the maytag repair man?" and never fixed it....

man comes home the next day and his wife told him she hired someone to fix the fridge, someone to fix the garbage disposal, and someone to fix the toilet. The man asks his wife "how much did it cost?" His wife says "i had to either bake them a cake or have sex with them." The man asks his wife "what kinda cake did you bake them?" the wife says "who do i look like Betty Crocker?"

"Lead, Follow, or Stay Out of the Way"


victorylee0516
(victoria lee)
42F

3/3/2008 11:25 pm

no wonder they still don't work.


rsflener replies on 3/6/2008 7:16 pm:
Bright woman

graceful1969 55F
1021 posts
2/15/2008 11:55 am

hmmm, like these one