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dcba9696 57M
16927 posts
3/31/2011 9:20 am

Last Read:
4/22/2011 5:18 pm

没钱时和有钱时


没钱时和有钱时(转载)

沒钱的時候,养猪;有钱的時候,养狗;

沒钱的時候,在家里吃野菜;有钱的時候,在酒店吃野菜;

沒钱的時候,吃猪肉不吃下水;有钱的時候,吃下水不吃猪肉;

沒钱的時候,吃鱼不吃刺;有钱的時候,吃翅不吃鱼;

沒钱的時候,在馬路上騎自行車;有钱的時候,在客厅里騎自行車;

沒钱的時候,在馬路上跑步;有钱的時候,在“房”里跑步;

沒钱的時候想結婚,有钱的時候想離婚;

沒钱的時候假裝有钱,有钱的時候假裝沒钱。

人啊,都不实话話:

說股票是毒品,都在玩;

說金钱是罪惡,都在撈;

說美女是禍水,都想要;

說高处不胜寒,都在爬;

說烟酒伤身体,就不戒;

說天堂最美好,都不去!


cgy1963

4/8/2011 7:07 am

晚上好哈!


NANCYHYX2006 46F

4/19/2011 4:42 am

呵呵,看了让人愉快,谢谢分享!