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Polish Divorce! (Humour forwarded by a friend) A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: Have you any grounds? -Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? - It made of concrete. I don't think you understand. Do either of you have a real grudge? - No, we have carport, and not need one. I mean. What are your relations like? - All my relations still in Poland Is there any infidelity in your marriage? - We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. Does your wife beat you up? - No, I am always up before her. Is your wife a nagger? - No, she white. Why do you want this divorce? -She going to kill me. What makes you think that? -I got proof. What kind of proof? - She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover' 
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5/31/2008 9:18 am |
that's funny...
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hahhaha Does your wife beat you up? - No, I am always up before her.   the flying squirrel strikes back      
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