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graceful1969 55F
380 posts
8/27/2008 10:24 am
Woman Talk in Heaven


Woman 1: Hi! My name is Sandy.

Woman 2: Hi! I`m Lisa. How'd you die?

Woman 1: I Froze to Death.

Woman 2: How Horrible!

Woman 1: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.

What about you?

Woman 2: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.

But instead, I found him all by himself in the living room watching TV.

Woman 1: So, what happened?

Woman 2: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.

Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.

I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

Woman 1: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

Joey_B 75M

8/28/2008 4:31 am

That's awesome, I like that.

Have a wonderful day.

JJB



"Once you've tasted love, its just the beginning of a new world"


graceful1969 55F
1021 posts
8/28/2008 8:23 pm

Thank you Joey, glad that you like it, good to see you here

You too, have a wonderful day!