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the Question... Little Johnny was staying with his Grandmother for a weekend. He'd been playing outside with the other for a while when he came in the house and asked her, 'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?' Grandma was a little taken aback, but she decided to just tell him the truth.It's called sek-sual intercourse , darling.' Little Johnny just said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other . A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,'Grandma, it isn't called sek-sual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds! And David`s Mom wants to talk to you!  ===================================== Have a nice day! Grace  
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9/10/2008 6:39 pm |
LOKA!!!!!!
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Hmmm Goan, not sure if I get it right, can you plz. explain? You know how sharp I am! 
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Awww DVinci not sure if your statement mean like this: "Grace, no need to blog, your pic. is enough"" or "if you want to be read, put no picture" Ah whatever trotzdem, hab` dich lieb!  Please stay as good as you are, you can`t renew the old you  otherwise you`re not DVinci anymore
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Thank you Mates, I`m glad you enjoy the fun
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Ahhh! I took it literally so I could not figure out Thanks Goan
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"The advantage of age, dear Grace, is that we old men know a bit more about women.." So please DVinci, tell me how a younger woman like me could understand older men better. "But keep both text and picture" Well thank you DVinci, but I like changing my pic. every now and then, depends on my mood and how happy I am "It forces male bloggers to come twice: the first time to have a look, and the second time to read.." Hmmm, as far as I know, those guys who come here like (reading) my kind of humour, regardless of what picture I post. And those who make comments are my regular viewers, not a single of them are suitors  Awww, did I force you to come? (actually, I would like to hear that you came to see and talk with me...  ) Wish you a great evening dear Dvinci 
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You know what Nan? just this very morning while taking breakfast, my little girl asks me: "where did she come out?" So, I told her plainly. Then she asks me again the 2nd time, I gave her the same answer. Obviously she didn`t believe me. The 3rd time, she "arrange" the question and she got the same answer, this time she`s quite irritated So I throw back the question to her: tell me, where do you think you came from? You think from the mouth? or from the ass? she thought for a moment and laugh a little... then finally she said: what about "schnitt im Bauch, tut das weh mama?" Of course, she`s right! a baby can come out that way too. It`s just fascinating sometimes how kids mind can think logically. I just thought the right time to explain is when kids asks for it. 
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She`s 5 right now. "Mmm... probably because she doesn't "see" the place as it is kept hidden, and because even though she knows it is there, it probably seems unlikely to her given the size of a baby and the size of what she figures out knowing her own opening. So she has to figure out a larger opening and as there is none, she works out a LOGICAL one using a Schnitt"" Exactly Nan! Two weeks ago, I gave her a cushion doll and she was very happy about it, she plays the mother and treat it like her own baby and I`m the "wonderful Oma" she even told me, when she grows up, she would like to have 3 kids like mine, oh dear probably gave "birth" to these thoughts as well.
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