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GC`s One Liner Jokes! If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your two cents in . . . what happens to the other penny? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they're cramming for their final exam. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?  Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose? ============== Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did  We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops "Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies." The doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so the doctor gave him another six months. The Doctor called Mrs. Jefferson saying, "Mrs. Jefferson, your check came back." Mrs. Jefferson: "So did my arthritis!" Patient: "I have a ringing in my ears." Doctor: "Don't answer!" A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started." ---------- 
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I like it! Thanks for the laughs today! The number of comments I think in no way reflects the quality. Well done! how are you? your welcome, thanks for dropping by and glad that you like it
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that`s funny!
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Awwww Nan! I think my first comment was not accepted, too much german Anyway, thank you my dearest! you`re so sweet 
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Mahal, thanks Mahal for always dropping by. You know, I like reading GC`s jokes so if I read something that gives me laugh then I like to share the same laugh with you ppl. It looks silly if you keep laughing alone Have a nice weekend Mahal, got your message, many thanks for the thoughts and see you later  hugs, your Grace
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Hi Grace, Excellent ! I collect "Life's Great Unanswered Questions", so I loved the cheese one... More, please  May your God go with you.
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Hey Warm, How are you doing? glad that you like it, thanks for dropping by and wish you a lovely day
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