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Joke Time! The Store Policy Man: I'd like to buy some food. Checkout Lady: Do you have a dog? Man: Yes. Checkout Lady: Where is he? Man: He's at home. Checkout Lady: I'm sorry, I can't sell this food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy. The next day, the man returns. Man: I'd like to buy some cat food. Checkout Lady: Do you have a cat? Man: Yes. Checkout Lady: Well... where is he? Man: He's at home! Checkout Lady: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat. Store Policy. The next day the man returns  Checkout Lady: What's in the sack? Man: Put your hand inside. Checkout Lady: Hmmm... It's warm and moist! What is it? Man: I would like to buy some toilet paper. Pointing to the store Policy ======================================= An Elephant ask the Camel! "why do you have your boobs on your back?" The Camel laugh and replied,, " what a silly question from someone with a big penis on his face!" ========================================= Bus Incident A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the and blurted out, "That`s the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said, "Why, he shouldn't say things to insult passengers. He could be fired for that." "You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!" "That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey." |
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10/10/2008 1:05 pm |
Thanks, good laughs!!
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10/10/2008 2:23 pm |
 .. this is true society..
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Thanks, good laughs!! You said it right in your profile, happy that I gave you reason to laugh. Thanks for dropping by thekingsalmon, have a great weekend 
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Ric, Touch, Nohea & Goan , thank you guys for dropping by, always good to see you.....enjoying our fun Have a great weekend guys 
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Oh Nan, so happy to see you laughing... of my silliness:. Imagine, you could have spend time picking mushrooms instead of dropping here Very welcome sweetheart, I`m glad you`re getting better everyday  , wish you the same dear. Take care our dearest Nan
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okey.... what about Ryan Air? often they have especial flight offers and the airport of destination is Frankfurt Hahn (HHN), that is in Hühnsruckhöhenstrasse area, from there I`m about 25 mins. drive away, but which airport of origin were you coming dear? not sure with verbindung route.. Egal welche Monat/weekend sweetheart, just let me know and I will be available  looking forward to giggle with you, he,he,he
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Nan, I think Ryan air has no route to Geneva, unfortunately. I would suggest Luxair? to Luxembourg airport and from there me or we (mit salsatanzerin) will pick you up from there, how about that? About accommodation, here is my suggestion  If you don`t mind messing up with me , you can stay in my place...or if you like a little privacy, know a nearby hotel, just some mins. away from me.... and another or, stay with Salsa`s and we`ll mess up together  Happy weekend sweetheart! 
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