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goannaoil 65M
1495 posts
10/1/2005 11:07 pm

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3/24/2006 7:49 am

Joke: The real meaning behind women's words.

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually
end in "Fine"

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

Oh, and before we forget:
"Whatever"'s a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!

ready2look 51M

10/3/2005 4:29 pm


You are too much of a gentleman to have listed the most dangerous question of all: does my bum look fat in these?

touch213 63M

10/9/2005 7:12 am

Gannaoil, you put it out there straight, but it would be great if women did'nt rely so much of double talk. but that makes us men, stop , look and listen..

(Juan ( Xun ) R)
115 posts
10/24/2005 3:46 pm

Hey man, thanks a lot. Like 3 weeks ago I had a big argument with a female friend about the " WHATEVER " Issue... I think this is positive proof I was right.

goannaoil 65M
6542 posts
10/27/2005 11:59 pm

Virgo, I have FIVE sisters

And no, as much as I'd like to claim credit, I cannot, they are not my work

(Deb )
1846 posts
11/13/2005 8:58 am

This is just FINE Go. You should GO AHEAD and write some more about this subject. It should only take you FIVE MINUTES. Why you say NOTHING about the meaning behind men's words. THAT'S OKAY. You can write about that next time or WHATEVER you want. THANKS it's just so magnificent. (LOUD SIGH)
Puppy-tee hee

goannaoil 65M
6542 posts
11/14/2005 12:57 am

I do have a file somewhere that goes like - he said, she said - where it is what a woman means and what a man means when they say the sme thing. I'll post it for you when I find it