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goannaoil 62M
1468 posts
10/1/2005 11:07 pm

Last Read:
3/24/2006 7:49 am

Joke: The real meaning behind women's words.


FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually
end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

Oh, and before we forget:
"Whatever"...it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!

ready2look 48M

10/3/2005 4:29 pm

HA HA THIS IS GOLD!

You are too much of a gentleman to have listed the most dangerous question of all: does my bum look fat in these?


touch213 60M

10/9/2005 7:12 am

Gannaoil, you put it out there straight, but it would be great if women did'nt rely so much of double talk. but that makes us men, stop , look and listen..


IntelliXun
(Juan ( Xun ) R)
40M
115 posts

10/24/2005 3:46 pm

Hey man, thanks a lot. Like 3 weeks ago I had a big argument with a female friend about the " WHATEVER " Issue... I think this is positive proof I was right.


VirgoSerpent 60F
2103 posts

10/27/2005 8:55 am

I started laughing as soon as I saw the Title:

"Wow!" These can be footnotes added on to Zig Ziglar's "Courtship After Marriage".

Did you collect these pearls of wisdom? Or, did they reach fruitation on the fields of your fertile mind?

I especially like the "Loud Sigh".. . . Sometimes, words not spoken mean more.


goannaoil 62M
6082 posts

10/27/2005 11:59 pm

Virgo, I have FIVE sisters

And no, as much as I'd like to claim credit, I cannot, they are not my work


VirgoSerpent 60F
2103 posts

10/28/2005 6:26 pm

THANKS FOR SHARING!

Virgo


VirgoSerpent 60F
2103 posts

11/2/2005 10:32 am

Hey, I just used "Whatever" yesterday. It felt good.


mydogateit
(Deb )
48F
1846 posts

11/13/2005 8:58 am

This is just FINE Go. You should GO AHEAD and write some more about this subject. It should only take you FIVE MINUTES. Why you say NOTHING about the meaning behind men's words. THAT'S OKAY. You can write about that next time or WHATEVER you want. THANKS it's just so magnificent. (LOUD SIGH)
Puppy-tee hee


goannaoil 62M
6082 posts

11/14/2005 12:57 am

I do have a file somewhere that goes like - he said, she said - where it is what a woman means and what a man means when they say the sme thing. I'll post it for you when I find it


VirgoSerpent 60F
2103 posts

11/22/2005 4:41 pm

About Cussing on the Internet and do you do it? :

**LOUD SIGH**** "FINE! give me FIVE MINUTES and I'll show you. It's really NOTHING, but GO AHEAD, IT'S OKAY to disagree with me, all I can say is "WHATEVER!"
So, how many times did I cuss you out there? Well, THANKS for letting me vent. . . . .