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npr168
(Sam )
56M
514 posts
11/7/2005 1:52 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:28 pm

Joke..... At the rodeo

A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls.

They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "this bull mated 50 times last year".

The wife playfully nudged her husband and said "he mated 50 times last year."

They walked to the second pen which had a sign
attached that said "this bull mated 120 times last year".

The wife gave her husband a jab and said "you could learn a lot from him."

They walked to the third pen, and it had a sign
attached that said, in capital letters, "this bull mated 365 times last year."

The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said "you could REALLY learn something from this one."

The husband looked at her and said, "go over and ask him if it was with the same cow."

NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and he should eventually make a full recovery




victorylee0516
(victoria lee)
41F

11/8/2005 2:16 am

Gee, I thought maybe the man tried to catch up and perform all 365 events in one night. In one, out one; in two, out two;...in 365, our 365;