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Blogs > 1ClassyLady > U r responsible for ur life


1ClassyLady 68F
3120 posts
12/18/2015 6:25 pm
Weekend joke - The Senior Prenuptial Agreement

An elderly couple in their 70s are about to get married, but before they say their vows, the woman wanted to talk.

She said: "I want to keep my house."

He said: "That's fine with me."
He said: "OK. I want to drink one night a week with my friends."
She said: "Of course honey."

She said: "I want to keep my BMW."

He said: "That's fine with me."

He said: " I want to play golf twice a week with my mates."
She said: "No problem, darling!"

She said: "And I want to have sex six times a week."......

He said: "Put me down for Fridays."

p.s. As a reminder, I am NOT the original writer of all the "Weekend jokes", so I am NOT responsible for them.


Honesty is the best policy.