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Blogs > 1ClassyLady > U r responsible for ur life


1ClassyLady 68F
3126 posts
2/10/2017 7:48 pm
Weekend joke - Q and A jokes

What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.

What is brown and sticky?
A stick.

What is so great about being a test tube baby?
You get a womb with a view.

What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up

What's the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature

What did one boat say to the other?
“Are you up for a little row-mance?”

What did the guy with the broken leg say to his nurse?
“I’ve got a crutch on you.”


p.s. As a reminder, I am NOT the original writer of all the "Weekend jokes", so I am NOT responsible for them. Those "weekend jokes" are from my Las Vegas real estate agent weekly.


Honesty is the best policy.


1ClassyLady 68F
3289 posts
2/10/2017 7:53 pm

 These jokes are clean. No dirty jokes this week.


Honesty is the best policy.