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Funny stories that make you chuckle 1. My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds ... only 15 to go ... 2. Ate salad for dinner ...Mostly croutons & tomatoes ... Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce ... And cheese... FINE, it was a pizza... I ate a pizza ... 3. How to prepare Tofu: 1. Throw it in the trash. 2. Grill some Meat. 4. I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web... 5. I don't mean to brag but... I finished my 14-day diet food in 3 hours and 20 minutes ... 6. A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it... 7. today don't know how easy they have it... when I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel... 8. Senility has been a smooth transition for me... 9. Remember back when we were and every time it was below zero out they closed school? Me neither. 10. I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented ... I forgot where I was going with this ... 11. I love being over 70 ... I learn something new every day ... and forget 5 others... 12. A thief broke into my house last night ... He started searching for money ... so I woke up and searched with him... 13. My dentist told me I need a Crown ... I said, "You bet, pour mine over rocks" ... 14. I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day... "Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed." Honesty is the best policy. |
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For Chinese, "over the hill" meaning in Chinese 【口】(指人)顛峰時期已過, 人老珠黃; 走下坡路，風光不再. Honesty is the best policy.
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Those jokes came from my banker CEO who I have known for over 10 yrs and 9 months. He emailed to me today, so I am sharing with you. Hope you enjoy them. Honesty is the best policy.
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