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Blogs > 1ClassyLady > U r responsible for ur life


1ClassyLady 68F
3126 posts
7/21/2017 3:18 pm
Weekend joke - Robot for sale

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his what he did that afternoon.
The says, "I did some homework."
The robot slaps the .
The says, "Ok, Ok, I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the .
says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching p*rn."
Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what p*rn was."
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your ."
The robot slaps the mother.

Robot for sale.

p.s. As a reminder, I am NOT the original writer of all the "Weekend jokes", so I am NOT responsible for them. Those "weekend jokes" are from my Las Vegas real estate agent weekly.






Honesty is the best policy.


1ClassyLady 68F
3289 posts
7/21/2017 3:37 pm

 That robot name is "Polygraph" or "Lie Detector".


Honesty is the best policy.