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Making Love to ........
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Feb 5, 2007 10:24 pm
Mood: shocked,
928 Views
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How can you tell if you're making love to a teacher,a nurse or an airline stewardess?
A teacher says we got to do this over and over again til we get it right.
A nurse says hold still this won't hurt a bit.
And a airline stewardness says put this over your mouth and nose and breathe normally.
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Funny men!!
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Jan 29, 2007 9:58 pm
Mood: cheerful,
871 Views
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He told us funny Jokes and entertained us when we felt down almost in tears
Funny men
Knows how to bring our spirits up
Funny Men
Makes our day past away quickly and keeps our minds occupied for a while
Funny Men
Is everybody’s best friend and it is true that laughter is the best medicine.
So for all the member's :
Keep on smiling, It brighten ur day!!
Smile is the key of young feeling's and feel you better.
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Girl's nite out
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Jan 25, 2007 11:15 pm
Mood: crazy,
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Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
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Bad Memories
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Jan 25, 2007 12:57 am
Mood: calm,
505 Views
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A couple in their 80's were having problems remembering things, so they decided to the go the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they are physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. His wife asks, "Where are you going?" "To the kitchen for a drink," he replies. She asks, " Will you get me piece of cake?" The husband says, "Sure." She gently reminds him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you don't forget it?" He says, "No, I can certainly remember that!"
Then the woman says, "Well, I'd like some strawberries on top. You'd better write it down because I know you'll forget it." The man replies, "I can remember that! You want some cake with strawberries."
She adds, "I'd also like whipped cream on top. Now I'm certain you're gonna forget that, so you'd better write it down ok." Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down woman! I can
remember that! Cakewith strawberries! And whipped cream!" He then grumbles into the kitchen.
After about 30 minutes the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.
She stares at the plate for a moment and says, "Where's my toast?" 
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Bra sizes
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Jan 23, 2007 7:56 pm
Mood: blah,
666 Views
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Ever wonder why ABCDEF are used to define bra sizes?
A - Almost
B - Better
C - Cute
D - Damn good
E - Enormous
F - Fake
PS. . . they should add a new size for the over 50 group.
G - Gone South !
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Oh! to be Kissed!!!
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Jan 22, 2007 7:41 pm
536 Views
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I long for it so much, it is deeply missed.
Just the thought pulls me ever close, "Oh to be kissed!"
Such a kiss is the essence of love's desire;
breaks the ice of emptiness with its raging fire.
I close my eyes and feel soft breath near my face;
such erotic feelings in this heavenly place.
As tougues trace lips in this intimate release;
all life's stresses fade into the most blissful peace.
Standing cheek to cheek while passions whisper low;
touching ignites a flame as fires begins to grow.
Two bodies intertwine, melting into one.
The pure ecstacy that's found is second to none.
I search for this kiss in all my wanton dreams,
where passion never dims and love is what it seems.
"Please, come now, fill my lonely heart with bliss.
My tender lover, let me fall into your kiss."
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Exclusive for white guy's
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Jan 22, 2007 1:24 am
Mood: curious,
660 Views
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There's something i want to tell to all of you guy's, Please dont get upset..I just want to share what i feel, Its just happen that i have some experience chatting w/ the white guy and we had this kind of conversation: Sample 1. like have i ever reach their country? My question is, is this the way to treat a woman in Internet? 2. Why they think that all Asian girl is too poor and using them to be a stepping stone to reach their country? yeah! some Asian gal is doing this, but not all, please do some respect, cos typical Asian girl is too sensitive and conservative.
Please give some respect!
Were all humans, No matters your skin is white,black, yellow or blue, were all the same.
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Blessings are the things we take for Granted!!!
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Jan 21, 2007 7:47 pm
Mood: beautiful,
489 Views
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Blessings are the things we take for granted.
Each holiday we notice what we see.
Most know the Earth is utterly enchanted
Yet walk through life and love mechanically.
Valuing one's gifts takes resolution
After days and nights of fantasy.
Love brings the sweet relief of absolution,
Enveloping our hesitance in need.
No touch inspires so swift a revolution,
Transforming all the hieroglyphs we read.
In your love is the charity of spring,
Nor self-obsessed nor blinded by some creed,
Embracing the grey dawns that blessings bring.
Advance Happy Valentines!
W/ all my heart
Luzcy
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What make's laughter so FUNNY
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Jan 21, 2007 7:27 pm
Mood: crazy,
458 Views
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People say there is nothing funnier then laughter
You can even chuckle some long hours after
You laugh at what is sometimes seen
You laugh at things you do not mean
Yet some where in all hilarity
In amongst that crazy parody
Will Someone please tell me, I’ll give you money
What makes laughter, so darn funny!
Why, when you laugh do people laugh too?
Laugh not at things you say or things you do
Its crazy how when nothing’s funny
People laugh and clutch their to tummy
Will anybody tell me? Wouldn’t you? please, sonny
What makes laughter so gosh darn funny!
Yes, What makes laughter so gosh darn FUNNY!
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My Online Friend
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Jan 19, 2007 7:47 pm
Mood: cheerful,
556 Views
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When you are sad, I will dry your tears.
When you are scared, I will comfort your fears.
When you are worried, I will give you hope.
When you are confused, I will help you cope.
And when you are lost, And can't see the light.
I shall be your beacon Shining ever so bright
This is my oath. I pledge till the end.
Why you may ask? Because you're my online friend
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