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The difference is clear
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Oct 16, 2006 8:12 pm
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WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a liquor store
and a golf course.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh*t.
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Traffic Ticket
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Oct 16, 2006 8:07 pm
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(I don't know if this actually works, but maybe somebody needs this advice at the moment)
WHAT TO DO IF YOU GET A TRAFFIC TICKET:
This advice was sent by a retired State Farm agent. This system has been tried and it works in every state.
If you get a speeding ticket or went through a red light, or whatever the case may be, you're going to get points on your license and a surcharge on your auto insurance. This is a method to insure that you DO NOT get the points.
When you get your fine, send in a check to pay for it. If the fine is $79.00 make the check out for $82.00, some small amount over the fine. The system will then have to send you back a check for the difference.
However, here is the trick: DO NOT CASH THE REFUND CHECK! Throw it away!
Points are not assessed to your license until all Financial Transactions are complete. If you do not cash the check, then the transactions are NOT complete. The system has received its money and is satisfied and will no longer bother you.
This information comes from an unmentionable computer company that sets up the standard databases used by every state.
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The Biker and God
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Oct 16, 2006 7:51 pm
Mood: silly,
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The Biker and God
A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want"
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."
The biker thought about it for a long time.
Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
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Just a thought...
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Oct 16, 2006 5:28 pm
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As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will.
You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time.
You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken.
You'll fight with your best friend.
You'll blame a new love for things an old one did.
You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love.
So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.
"Don't be afraid that your life will end,
be afraid that it will never begin."
~anonymous~
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New member perspective...
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Oct 13, 2006 1:52 pm
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My first blog, my first week's experience on here.
I'm not sure what to write except to share my thoughts and experiences about being a new member to this site. I think the most enjoyment I've had so far was reading the magazine articles & member comments. Some member comments were absolutely hysterical & had me laughing so hard I was rolling on the ground. The "why he no come?" guy was puzzling, slightly disturbing & laughable all at once (couldn't figure out if he was for real or a prank), and looks like some people use this site as a forum to vent, act like total morons, insult others, get their ego stroked, or all of the above. On the other hand, seems like there's a lot of decent people on here as well. There's been an interesting man or two in the bunch, but a good number of men who've made contact, either by winks or email, are older than my desired age range... seems like this may be common. Also, it saddens me that I've seen articles about scammers, or foreign women looking to get married for the sole purpose of coming to the US - for those of you this applies to, shame on you & you need to start representing!!
All in all, it's been a decent experience and it's nice to know there's a legion of men out there who enjoy & appreciate asian women. Thanks for stopping by.
Any suggestions on what I should write about next time?
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