Eversince the World Began
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Posted:Jul 13, 2008 1:26 pm
Last Updated:Jul 29, 2008 10:34 pm 7365 Views
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(By: Survivor)
I`ll never know what brought me here,
As if somebody led my hand,
It seems I hardly had to steer,
My course was planned.
And destiny it guides us all,
And by its hand we rise and fall,
But only for a moment,
Time enough to catch our breath again.
*And were just another piece of the puzzle,
Just another part of the plan,
How one live touches the other
Is so hard to understand --
Still we walk this road together,
We try and go as far as we can,
And we have waited for this moment in time,
Ever since the world began.
Taking in the times gone by,
We wonder how it all began,
Well never know and still we
Try to understand,
And even though the seasons change,
The reasons shall remain the same,
Its love that keeps us holding on
Till we can see the sun again.
And I stand alone, a man of stone,
Against the driving rain--
And the night -- its got your number,
And the wind -- it cries your name --
And we search for clues, win or lose,
In this were all the same --
The hope still burns eternal,
Were the keeper of the flame--
( * repeat)
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One Liner to Share
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Posted:Jul 4, 2008 12:51 pm
Last Updated:Jul 13, 2008 11:55 am 7947 Views
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Bad habits are like comfortable bed, easy to get into but hard to get out of
Don't imagine you can change a man, unless he's in diaper
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
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Grace
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Some Quotes!!
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Posted:Jul 4, 2008 12:42 pm
Last Updated:Jul 16, 2008 12:06 pm 7777 Views
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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous
'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
Henny Youngman
'I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.'
Sam Kinison
'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'
James Holt McGavran
'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'
Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
(Source: from my e-mail account)
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Joke time 4: the Hypnotist!
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Posted:Jul 3, 2008 9:38 am
Last Updated:Jul 4, 2008 11:28 am 7934 Views
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A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those Headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone."
"No more headaches?" the husband asks,
"What happened?"
His wife replies, Matilda referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat:
"I do not have a headache! I do not have a headache! I do not have a headache!"
It Worked! The headaches are all gone."
The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful."
His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball Of fire in the bedroom these last few years.
Why don't you go see the Hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?"
The husband agrees to try it following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom.
He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."
He goes into the Bathroom and comes back. A few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.
His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!"
The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back."
Again, he goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than the first time.
The wife sits up and her head is spinning.
Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."
and again, he goes back in the bathroom.
This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the Bathroom...
She sees him standing at the mirror and saying, "She's not my Wife! She's Not my wife! She's not my wife!"
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Joke time 3: Math lesson
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Posted:Jul 2, 2008 11:33 am
Last Updated:Jul 3, 2008 1:39 am 7322 Views
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A little boy was doing his maths homework.
He said to himself,
"Two plus five, the of a bitch is seven.
Three plus six, the of a bitch is nine..."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my maths homework, Mom."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.
"Yes," he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you
teaching my in maths?" 
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the
of a bitch is four?"
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered,
"What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."
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Goin` to Vegas!
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Posted:Jul 2, 2008 10:59 am
Last Updated:Jul 3, 2008 10:20 pm 7896 Views
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A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.
He asks, "What are you doing?"
She answers, 'I'm going to Vegas. I heard prostitutes there get paid US400 for doing what I do for you for free.' Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.
When she asks him where he's going, he replies, 'I'm going too I want to see how you live on US800 a year'
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Joke time!
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Posted:Jun 30, 2008 11:49 am
Last Updated:Jul 3, 2008 10:55 am 8176 Views
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Mrs. Smith is a very tight woman
When her husband died, she inquired with the newspaper,
asking the price for the obituary.
The ad taker said: "300 Euros for 5 words."
She said: "Can we make it only in 2 words? "Smith Dead""
Ad taker: "No mam. 5 words is the minimum."
After thinking for a while, Mrs. Smith agreed: "Ok, please put:
"SMITH DEAD, TOYOTA FOR SALE "
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Estrada: This is non sense! I don`t believe it! No such man is too fat!
Loi: Why, what`s in the news?
Estrada: Here state in the newspaper: "British tourist lost 2000 pounds
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After being caught violating a traffic rule:
Traffic Enforcer: (with pen and ticket to a traffic violator):
Your Name?
Foreigner Driver: Wilhelm Von Corgrinski Papakovitz.
Trafic Enforcer: Ahhh okey...(trying to hide back the ticket)...Next time be careful, ok?
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Johnny is applying for a job as a security guard...
Interviewer: What we need here is someone who has suspicious mind,
highly alert, insistent personality, strong sense of hearing with a
killer instinct. You think you`re qualified?
Johnny: I don`t think so sir: but my wife is quálified!
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Always remember, when SHE cancels a date, she HAS TO.
But...................... when HE cancels a date......he HAS TWO.
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Junior: Mother, can I buy a HIGH CAKE.
Mother: Not high cake . , that`s HOT CAKE.
Junior: Ok mother, whatever. Would you give me some penny?
Mother: Ok , get some in my SOLDIER BAG.
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ORDER
Customer ... waiter! how come my order takes so long? how many cook you have here?
Waiter ... oh sorry sir, we don`t have any cuk, only pepsi!
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Wind Song
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Posted:Jun 29, 2008 12:13 pm
Last Updated:Jul 1, 2008 1:50 am 7123 Views
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The wind is the whisper of our mother the Earth
The wind is the hand of our father the sky
The wind watches over our struggles and pleasures
The wind is the goddess who first learned to fly
The wind is the bearer of bad and good tidings
Weaver of darkness, bringer of dawn
The wind gives the rain (yes), and builds us a rainbow
The wind is the singer who sang the first song
The wind is a twister of anger and warning
The wind brings the fragrance of freshly mown hay
The wind is the racer and the white stallion running
And the sweet taste of love on a slow summer's day
The wind knows the songs of cities and canyons
Thunder of mountains, the roar of the sea
The wind is the taker and giver of mornings
The wind is the symbol of all that is free
So welcome the wind and the wisdom she offers
Follow her summons when she calls again
In your heart and your spirit let the breezes surround you
Lift up your voice then and sing with the wind
(by: John Denver)
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Never a Doubt
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Posted:Jun 29, 2008 12:06 pm
Last Updated:Jul 1, 2008 2:07 am 7327 Views
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There was never a doubt
Never a doubt in my mind
We were`nt meant to be lonely
Never a doubt I knew that
I`d find you some day
There was never a doubt,
After all of those nights alone
All those desperate mornings
Never a doubt, there was never a doubt in my mind
I suppose there have been times
When you felt like a room
Filled with darkness
Not a window around
There must have been moments
You felt you were truly alone
Then again each of us knows,
In a night of unbearable sadness
Still a light can be found
In each morning the promise
That someday your true love will come
I suppose there are some people
Who never believe in the magic
Oh the magic of love
They think nothing is precious
And life is just pleasure and pain
Then again each of us knows,
When a heart has been broken its tragic
Oh the magic of love
Even that which is broken
With love can be mended again
All the things that you fear,
At the most they mean nothing
All the sorrow and sadness
Can just disappear
There was never a doubt,
Never a doubt in my mind
We were`nt meant to be lonely
Never a doubt I knew that
I`d find you some day
There was never a doubt
After all of those nights alone
All those desperate mornings
Never a doubt, there was never a doubt in my mind
There was never a doubt in my mind
Never a doubt in my mind
(words and music: John Denver)
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What a fun to spend the afternoon!
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Posted:Jun 25, 2008 10:40 am
Last Updated:Jun 29, 2008 8:00 am 7733 Views
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This afternoon as I was in the grocery store, I saw a friend with her and her cousin and and they`re about to go for outdoor swimming pool. It´s the 2nd opening week since its renovation. Hmm it`s a hot day anyway and the sun goes down at 9 pm!!... so why not?
After shopping, I went home, put the grocery down and gather all the things we need, towels, soap & shampoo, sunprotection lotion, some foods & drinks for a little picnic and of course bathing suits . I pick up the from the kinderhaus and headed back to the outdoor swimming pool, that was cool . For me and the , I paid 6 Euros and 50 cents and you can stay the whole day or as long as you like it
Sooo many people were enjoying the sun, some are reading , some are eating, some are playing and some are sleeping
I think that was my first time to change right in front where I place the mats
I`m glad that the two school can already swim, so I was not worried even if they go to those big slides. Just took care of the youngest at the baby pool
We stayed there for about three hours since I arrived already past 3 pm.
If you double click the foto at the left side, you`ll see the enlarged and someone is also taking my pic. at the backside
What a fun to spend the afternoon. We all enjoyed it very much
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