The word "Mind"
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Posted:Aug 3, 2006 1:21 am
Last Updated:Aug 6, 2006 8:22 pm 5232 Views
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Great mind
Genius mind
Extraordinary mind
Brilliant mind
Never mind
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What does marriage mean?
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Posted:Aug 1, 2006 7:56 pm
Last Updated:Aug 31, 2006 4:30 am 6534 Views
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... being together now and forever
... having the same ways
... giving each other nice nicknames
... doing shopping together
... watching the same TV channel
... debating problems maturely
... looking forward to leaving the office ....
... waiting for him/her patiently....
... having a nice bath together
Hmmm.... the joys of marriage .....
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Interview question
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Posted:Jul 31, 2006 6:23 pm
Last Updated:Mar 28, 2007 12:36 am 5364 Views
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Interview said, "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question.Think well before you make up your mind!"
The candidate thought for a while and said, "My choice is one really difficult question."
"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice!" said the interviewer.
Here is your question : "What comes first, Day or Night?"
The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depended n the correctness of the answer to that one question. He thought for a while and said. "It is DAY sir!"
"How?" the interviewer asked.
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"
Moral : Technical skill is the mastery of complexity, while Creativy is the mastery of simplicity.
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Sometimes....
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Posted:Jul 29, 2006 9:43 pm
Last Updated:Aug 6, 2006 8:22 pm 5243 Views
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Sometimes we must be Hurt in order to Grow.
Sometimes we must Fail in order to Know.
Sometimes we must Lose in order to Gain.
Because some lessons in life are best learn
through PAIN......
Have a Wonderful day ahead!!!!
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Stress Relievers - Funny jokes for you.
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Posted:Jul 28, 2006 9:08 pm
Last Updated:Jul 29, 2006 9:45 pm 5969 Views
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Stress Reliever #1
Wife: You always carry my photo in your bag to the office? Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself;
What other problems can there be greater than this one?"
Stress Reliever #2
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or touble.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
Stress Reliever #3
Wife to husband: What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"
Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?"
Husband to wife: Yes, we used night clubs."
Stress Reliever #4
"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roomates.
"Terrible!" the roomates answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."
Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?"
"He was the original owner."
Stress Reliever #5
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans". My father grows beans" said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another. Then little Johnny spoke up : "We are all human beans."
Stress Reliever #6
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies : Thanks for the warning.
Man to wife on wedding night: "Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?"
Wife replied: "Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!"
Stress Reliever #7
Doctor to his lady patient: "You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?".
Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day".
 
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Difference between "Someone You Love" and "Someone You Like"
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Posted:Jul 27, 2006 11:18 pm
Last Updated:Sep 3, 2006 11:35 pm 6195 Views
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In front of the person you love, your heart beats faster.
But in front of the person you like, you get happy.
In front of a person you love, winter seems like a spring.
But in front of a person you like, winter is just a beautiful winter.
If you look into the eyes of the one you love, you blush.
But if you look into the eyes of the one you like, you smile.
In front of a person you love, you can't say anything on your mind.
But in front of a person you like, you can.
In front of the one you love, you tend to get shy.
But in fron of the one you like, you can show your own self.
You can't look straight into the eyes of the one you love.
But you can always smile into the eyes of the one you like.
When the one you love is crying, you cry with him.
But when the one you like is crying, you end up comforting him.
The feeling of love starts from the eye.
But the feeling of liking starts from the ear.
So if you stop liking a person you used to like, all you need to do is close your ears.
But if you try to close your eyes, love turns into a drop of tear and remains in your heart forever.......
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I've learned........
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Posted:Jul 27, 2006 2:13 am
Last Updated:Oct 3, 2006 7:18 pm 5772 Views
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This was given to me by a friend. Hope you enjoyed reading them.
I've learned.....
That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
I've learned.....
That life is like a roll of tiolet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
I've learned.....
That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
I've learned.....
That under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
I've learned....
That love, not time, heals all wounds.
I've learned.....
That everyone you meet derserves to be greeted with a smile.
I've learned.....
That life is tough, but I'm tougher.
I've learned.....
That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock eleswhere.
I've learned.....
That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.
I've learned.....
That I can't choose how I feel, but I can choose what I do about it.
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Quotes
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Posted:Jul 25, 2006 7:47 pm
Last Updated:May 27, 2024 11:36 pm 5099 Views
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Enjoy your life today because yesterday had gone and tomorrow may never come - Alan Coren
If I know what love is, it is because of you - Hermann Hesse
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LOVE
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Posted:Jul 21, 2006 1:45 am
Last Updated:Aug 2, 2006 9:03 pm 5716 Views
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A relationship like life.
MISERABLE, but you don't want it to end.
Love is about gazing into each other eyes.....
But the problem is we never see eye to eye!
Life without love is no life at all.
A partner who does not argue is no wife at all.
Love is blind, wish it was mute too.
Relationship is the story of three rings.
The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering.
Love happens to those who
....make it happen!
In our love story, there maybe commas,
....but never a fullstop.
Love is a journey, not a destination.
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Inspirations Quote
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Posted:Jul 20, 2006 1:37 am
Last Updated:Jul 22, 2006 6:18 pm 5000 Views
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The art of life lies in constant readjustment to our surroundings. - Kakuzo Okakura
Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice. - Anonymous
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt
Success in life consists of going from one mistake to the next without losing
enthusiasm. - Anonymous
Success is a journey, not a destination.
- Ben Sweetland
Our life is a reflection of our attitudes.
- Anonymous
Patience and fortitude conquer all things.
- Anonymous
The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress and grows brave by reflection.
- Thomas Paine
There are no such things as problems - only temporary situations without solutions.
- Anonymous
Tough times don't last, tough people do.
- Anonymous
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