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Can I buy you a drink 6/6/2005 No thanks but you can give me the 5 bucks and get lost 0 Comments, 634 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Little Johnny Jokes 6/6/2005 One day little Johnny's teacher was trying to teach about men's body parts. <br> When she get's to a picture of a penis Little Johnny's hand shoots up most eager to answer he starts to c 0 Comments, 301 Views, 0 Votes | |
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He probably said I was...... 6/6/2005 Rookie cop pulls over a man for speeding. When He asks the man for his license the man replies in a slurred voice. "I was driving so damn fast cause I don't got one some fat judge took it and calle 0 Comments, 72 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The seizure 6/6/2005 I walking down the street when a man comes out of his house buck naked screaming for help. I rush to help and he tells me it's his wife and urges me to follow him. We charge in a room with a poo 0 Comments, 70 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A most ignorant curse 6/6/2005 There is nothing so licentious/dangerous/ignorant as a religious proselytizer. <br> They have but one goal to spread fertilizer. 0 Comments, 20 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Light hope shine glory praise be thee 6/6/2005 Most glorious you proselytize thanks be unto thee. bless oh Honey you inspire noble sweet chaste blessed stuff of thee and save us from thine brain fart. I go hence and repent on the mountain of v 0 Comments, 93 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The most stupid thing I did on a first date was....... 6/6/2005 Tell her I participated in both reading and writing articles in a forum for TFL's, Hi Honey Chic only 10 left to tie you. If you want you can THINK it stands for Terribly Frustrated Lovers But. 0 Comments, 118 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What's your Favourite night of the week for FIRST date. 6/6/2005 Don't answer Really I don't care and don't want to hear and definatly will not read. 0 Comments, 81 Views, 0 Votes | |
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It's like building a bridge. 6/6/2005 Nah it's nothing like bridge building. But it sounded cool and sucked you in to reading this. I hate lame metaphors. I suggest you ask the Rocky guy He seems bright or that Honey Chic. I sur 0 Comments, 138 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Hang Tough Jilted lovers 6/6/2005 Cry, whine, call them, stalk them, threaten to kill yourself or better still do it that'll show 'em. Don't let go, live in the past, stay in denial, Don't ever leave'm, Don't make a decision. wo 0 Comments, 1427 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Hey be careful 6/6/2005 Great advise yes? Don't you feel like a fool for wasting the second or two it took to read this. <br> Just another chance to get points to contact someone. And I'm sick of seeing that ho 0 Comments, 407 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Get off the computer! Don't waste your time reading this. 6/6/2005 Write a post say nothing, get the points, contact someone. Get off. move on I kick myself for every second I waste on these useless sites. 0 Comments, 131 Views, 0 Votes |
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