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HI, I'm a hairstylist from the desert area 760 (that's the temp. out here not the area code), yeah a hairstylist! Accualy, I'm a hairstylist hitman, you can pay me off to cut the ears of mother-in-laws, kid brothers, telemarketers, but I don't do grandparents, so don't even ask. I am studying physical therapy and am trying to meet someone in the area. I am meeting too many people from other planets (too many bimboids on earth) on this thing so if you are at least halfway normal please, for the sake of the humans, don't be shy, lets make babies. I am very active in the gym scene and would like to meet someone who doesn't mind this, touching sweaty workout equipment, and can bench press at least 200 pounds.
My Ideal Person:
Probably the same as you.. doesn't idolize material things, down to earth, intelligent, romantic, not afraid to be herself.. whateva' I put here you will more than likely agree matches your personality, so more importantly it has gotta' be the click.. do we have chemistry? Well, find out 'cause I also need a girl who is willing to take some initiative ..and if you don't know what initiative is lemme' explain.. I like my choneys ironed with extra starch, my oatmeal lumpy.. ok ok I've got ta' be kidding but every once in awhile put on that lil' red number that makes me feel all warm and tingly inside.
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