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I'm an old fat woman without teeth, my breasts are hanging to the knees...what you love is what I hate, do you want to be my mate? Vulnerable, caring? That's not me. Hey guy, you'll have me for free! To wash your socks is my enchanting, when you come home from women hunting. Come only home, when you're in big distress, your good mood bring to your mistress. The books bring me, the fur's for her, end of the mare...
My Ideal Person:
I want a man between 50 and 80,,,must have more than 300 pounds and a bald head,,,never married,,,no kids,,,nonsmoker...money and insanity no handicap,,,
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