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Ignimbrite
(Marco Brenna)
46M
301 posts
2/4/2008 5:49 am

Last Read:
5/31/2008 1:56 am

Engineers again...


To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.



What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?

Mechanical Engineers build weapons -- Civil Engineers build targets.



Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.



The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with an Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"



the flying squirrel strikes back


Ignimbrite
(Marco Brenna)
46M
602 posts
2/6/2008 1:13 am

    Quoting  :

That indeed looks like a mouse!!

Happy New Year to you too...

the flying squirrel strikes back


flower_princess 53F

2/7/2008 5:15 am

Please add strawberry shake please!


victorylee0516
(victoria lee)
42F

2/27/2008 10:42 am


Quoting Ignimbrite
"Do you want fries with that?"

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Reminds me of my brilliant friend, Touch213.

ROTFLMAO

VICKY