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npr168
(Sam )
56M
514 posts
11/15/2005 7:05 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:28 pm

Joke... Lifesavers test

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor. The began to say:

Red.............cherry
Yellow.........lemon
Green..........lime
Orange........orange

Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers.

After eating them for a few minutes none of the could identify the taste.

"Well"' he said, "I'll give you a clue. It's what your mother might sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Oh, my God! They're assholes!"




AshleyB
(Ashley B)
52F
747 posts
11/15/2005 10:47 am

Hahahahaha.... so the line of love and hate is so well defined (honey Vs asshole) in this one!!! OMG... this is so funny...kids always have the magic ways to crake me up!

hahahah...still can't stop laughing...

Ash


mydogateit
(Deb )
58F
1846 posts
11/15/2005 9:53 pm

Tee hee