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1ClassyLady 68F
3120 posts
7/31/2015 9:45 am
Weekend joke - Never end a sentence with a preposition


An elderly gentleman was given a gift certificate from his wife.
The certificate was for consultation with an Indian medicine man
living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure
for erectile dysfunction. The husband went to the reservation and
saw the medicine man. The old Indian gave him a potion and, with a
grip on his shoulder, warned This is a powerful medicine. You take
only a teaspoonful, and then say: '1-2-3.' When you do, you will
become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can
perform for as long as you want."

The man thanked the old Indian, and as he walked away, he turned and
asked: How do I stop the medicine from working?" "Your partner must
say 1-2-3-4,' he responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work
again until the next full moon."

He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved,
took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in
the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said: "1-2-3!"
Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began
throwing off her clothes, and asked: "What was the 1-2-3 for?"

And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a
preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.







Honesty is the best policy.


pinky43 63F
1532 posts
8/2/2015 10:46 pm




1ClassyLady 68F
3289 posts
8/1/2015 11:59 am

That gentleman has to wait until next full moon. Poor thing.



Honesty is the best policy.


epicurious2 68M
6 posts
8/1/2015 5:57 am

good one


1ClassyLady 68F
3289 posts
7/31/2015 7:13 pm

This joke is for adults only.




Honesty is the best policy.