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Blogs > 1ClassyLady > U r responsible for ur life


1ClassyLady 68F
3120 posts
5/27/2016 3:45 pm
Weekend joke - New bra invention

Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Memorial University of Newfoundland, has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference, in St John's announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.


p.s. As a reminder, I am NOT the original writer of all the "Weekend jokes", so I am NOT responsible for them. Those "weekend jokes" are from my Las Vegas real estate agent.



Honesty is the best policy.


1ClassyLady 68F
3289 posts
5/27/2016 7:38 pm

 I once had a PhD in Electronic Engineering friend who lived in St. John's, Newfoundland, Canada where the Titanic ship sank. He said it is very cold in winter for six months and 5 hours difference time zone than California.


Honesty is the best policy.


1ClassyLady 68F
3289 posts
5/27/2016 5:00 pm

 Men enjoy those jokes.


Honesty is the best policy.


beyondfantasy3 113M
4740 posts
5/27/2016 4:58 pm