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1ClassyLady 68F
3120 posts
10/14/2016 6:21 pm
Weekend joke - An older couple


An older couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.

Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. "How do you feel about s*x?" he asked, rather tentatively. "I would like it infrequently ", she replied. The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, then leaned over towards her and whispered, "Is that one word or two?"

p.s. As a reminder, I am NOT the original writer of all the "Weekend jokes", so I am NOT responsible for them. Those "weekend jokes" are from my Las Vegas real estate agent weekly.



Honesty is the best policy.


1ClassyLady 68F
3289 posts
10/15/2016 12:40 pm

I have the same "Weekend jokes" post on Senior FF too and I got many responses/ comments from them. They got the "sense of humor" in American way.



Honesty is the best policy.


1ClassyLady 68F
3289 posts
10/15/2016 1:17 am

I forwarded the email to my banker friend and asked the same question. My banker friend replied "Two words, of course. He is Trump".





Honesty is the best policy.


1ClassyLady 68F
3289 posts
10/14/2016 6:26 pm

What do you think he wants? He wants one word (infrequently) or two words (in frequently)??



Honesty is the best policy.