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1ClassyLady 68F
3122 posts
3/10/2017 5:12 pm
Weekend joke - The Irish



An Irish had not been home for over 5 years.

Upon her return, her father yelled at her,
"Where have ye been all this time?

Why did ye not write to us? Not even an X'mas card.

Why didn't ye call?

Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?"
The girl, crying, replied, Sniff, sniff...."Dad.....I was too embarrassed,
​see?​

I became a ."
"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye Sinner!

You're a disgrace to this Catholic family, yer are."
"Daddy...

I just came back to give Mammy this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a 3 bedroom condo.

For my little brother Remus, this gold Rolex.

And for ye Daddy, the sparkling Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside, and Yes, plus a membership to the Limerick Country Club.

She takes a breath and continues, "and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my yacht in the Caribbean."

"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says Dad.

Girl, crying again, Sniff, sniff...."A ​ Daddy!" Sniff, sniff.

"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death girl!

I thought ye said a PROTESTANT.

Come here and give yer old Daddy a big hug."



Honesty is the best policy.


1ClassyLady 68F
3289 posts
3/11/2017 10:06 am

Just a friendly reminder, the daylight saving time starts tonight, please adjust your clock and "physical clock" accordingly. If all your clocks are computerized, it will adjust the time for you. If you live in Hawaii, never mind the daylight saving time.

Enjoy your weekend.



Honesty is the best policy.


1ClassyLady 68F
3289 posts
3/10/2017 7:07 pm

All because money.



Honesty is the best policy.