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Weekend joke - Jokes from today on Independence Day 10. What’s red, white, blue, and green? A patriotic turtle! From Jessica, age 7, Abilene, TX 9. What did one flag say to the other flag? Nothing. It just waved! From Eloise, age 9, Charlottesville, VA 8. Why did Paul Revere ride his from Boston to Lexington? Because the was too heavy to carry! From Betty, age 9, CT 7. How is a healthy person like the United States? They both have good constitutions! From Tom P., age 8, KY 6. What dance was very popular in 1776? Indepen-dance! From Rachel, age 8, Long Beach, CA 5. What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed? The Fodder of Our Country! From Marie K., age 12, Dallas, TX 4. Teacher: “Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?” Student: “On the bottom!” From Christy, age 14, Denver, CO 3. Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell? Yeah, it cracked me up! From Tom P., age 8, KY 2. What did King George think of the American colonists? He thought they were revolting! From Scott, age 11, Colorado p.s. As a reminder, I am NOT the original writer of all the "Weekend jokes", so I am NOT responsible for them. Those "weekend jokes" are from my Las Vegas real estate agent weekly. Happy 4th of July !!! Honesty is the best policy. |
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Thanks! I enjoyed the these nice clean laughs!
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I have no clue why the #1 is missing. I just share with you whatever she sent to me. Honesty is the best policy.
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