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Blogs > 1ClassyLady > U r responsible for ur life


1ClassyLady 68F
3120 posts
11/3/2017 3:14 pm
Weekend joke - Two Irish nuns and hot dogs

Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat,
and one says to the other, "I hear that the people
in this country actually eat dogs."

Odd, her companion replies, but if we shall live in
America we might as well do as the Americans do.

As they sit, they hear a push cart vendor yelling,
'Hot dogs get your hot dogs here,' they both walk
towards the hot cart.

One says two hot dogs please. The vendor wraps
them in foil and hands them over. Excited the nuns
hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their dogs.

Mother superior is first to open hers, she begins to
blush, and then after staring at it for a moment leans
to the other in a soft voice whispers:
What part did you get?

p.s. As a reminder, I am NOT the original writer of all the "Weekend jokes", so I am NOT responsible for them. Those "weekend jokes" are from my Las Vegas real estate agent weekly.


Honesty is the best policy.


1ClassyLady 68F
3289 posts
11/3/2017 4:48 pm

 No comment.


Honesty is the best policy.