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Weekend joke - Can we get married in Heaven? On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they began to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,'" and he left. The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple were still waiting. While waiting, they began to wonder what would happen if it didn't work out; could you get a divorce in heaven? After yet another month, St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven." "Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground. "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple. "OH, COME ON!," St. Peter shouted, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?" p.s. As a reminder, I am NOT the original writer of all the "Weekend jokes", so I am NOT responsible for them. Those "weekend jokes" are from my Las Vegas real estate agent weekly. Honesty is the best policy. |
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I stepped in many churches, cathedrals, duomos, ... in Italy, but it was traveling, not Mass. Honesty is the best policy.
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That's good.... ( I wonder how many people on Sunday's actually put all their faith in the man in the pulpit, rather than God; the man in the pulpit is speaking about) ? Actually the loss of money was Okay, but the belief has gone. There are no miracle I have seen in my life. I started to become an agonist to atheist. There are still earthquakes, hurricanes, flooding, ... (natural disasters), murder, killings, wars, ... going on. Where is the god?? Honesty is the best policy.
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That's good.... ( I wonder how many people on Sunday's actually put all their faith in the man in the pulpit, rather than God; the man in the pulpit is speaking about) ?
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This is another religion joke. Only few priests (to get married) and few lawyers (to get divorced) in Heaven?? Honesty is the best policy.
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I have been to St. Peter Piazza (Square) in Vatican on Nov 3, 2018. But it was already 5:35 pm, so it was getting dark. So, the photos are not very clear. Honesty is the best policy.
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