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1ClassyLady 68F
3120 posts
2/8/2019 7:28 pm
weekend joke - Lion's prayer works


Two guys are walking through a game park and they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two men. They run as fast as they can.

One guy starts getting tired and decides to say a prayer, "Please turn this lion into a Christian, Lord." He looks to see if the lion is still chasing and he sees the lion on its knees. Happy to see his prayer answered, he turns around and heads towards the lion.

As he comes closer to the lion, he hears the lion saying a prayer: "Thank you Lord for the food I am about to receive."

p.s. As a reminder, I am NOT the original writer of all the "Weekend jokes", so I am NOT responsible for them. Those "weekend jokes" are from my Las Vegas real estate agent weekly.



Honesty is the best policy.


1ClassyLady 68F
3289 posts
2/8/2019 7:52 pm

The reason that I became an atheist. Prayer don't work.

The Christians had been eaten by lions, tigers, .... even they all kneed down and prayed to god at the Italian Colosseum. Sad.



Honesty is the best policy.