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1ClassyLady 68F
3120 posts
3/1/2019 2:50 pm
Weekend joke - An Amish joke

An Amish husband, wife and to the city on vacation. They visit a shopping mall and while the mother is shopping, the father and are standing in awe in front of an elevator (having no idea what it is).

As they watch, an elderly lady walks into the strange silver doors and the doors close. The father and watch as the numbers go up, and then back down. When the doors open, a beautiful woman walks out. The father leans over and whispers to the , ", go get your mother!"

p.s. As a reminder, I am NOT the original writer of all the "Weekend jokes", so I am NOT responsible for them. Those "weekend jokes" are from my Las Vegas real estate agent weekly.

Honesty is the best policy.

1ClassyLady 68F
3289 posts
3/1/2019 3:08 pm

The Amish are a group of traditionalist Christian church fellowships with Swiss German Anabaptist origins. They are closely related to, but distinct from, Mennonite churches. The Amish are known for simple living, plain dress, and reluctance to adopt many conveniences of modern technology

Honesty is the best policy.