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1ClassyLady 68F
3120 posts
3/16/2019 11:10 am
Weekend joke - Taxi driver vs. Funeral van driver


A taxi passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, goes up on the footpath, and stops centimeters from a shop window.

For a second, everything goes quiet in the cab, then the driver says, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologizes and
says, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much.” The driver replies, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."

p.s. As a reminder, I am NOT the original writer of all the "Weekend jokes", so I am NOT responsible for them. Those "weekend jokes" are from my Las Vegas real estate agent weekly.



Honesty is the best policy.


special_manager 69M

3/20/2019 11:38 pm

Dear,You are wonderful.Regards.


1ClassyLady 68F
3289 posts
3/16/2019 11:04 pm

The driver used to drive dead people, now he drives for alive people.



Honesty is the best policy.