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1ClassyLady 68F
3120 posts
5/3/2019 12:35 pm
Weekend joke - Tampax or Thumbtacks?


Ever spoken and wished that you could take the words back...or that you could crawl into a hole? Here is someone who do....

A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear, "PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX SUPER SIZE." That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word "Tampax" for "THUMBTACKS." In a business-like tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom "DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?"



p.s. As a reminder, I am NOT the original writer of all the "Weekend jokes", so I am NOT responsible for them. Those "weekend jokes" are from my Las Vegas real estate agent weekly.






Honesty is the best policy.


1ClassyLady 68F
3289 posts
5/3/2019 12:46 pm

Relax, it is a weekend ........ The embarrassment will be gone.



Honesty is the best policy.