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1ClassyLady 68F
3120 posts
5/17/2019 8:38 pm
Weekend joke - The waitress gets even with the truck driver

A trucker came into a Truck Stop Cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want 3 flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."

The brand-new blonde waitress, not to appear stup*d, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered 3 flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?"

"No", the cook said. "3 flat tires mean 3 pancakes; a pair of headlights is 2 eggs sunny side up; and a pair of running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon."
Oh . . . OK! said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.

The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?" (I love this one!)

She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well GAS up!"


p.s. As a reminder, I NOT the original writer of all the "Weekend jokes", so I NOT responsible for them. Those "weekend jokes" are from my Las Vegas real estate agent weekly.

Honesty is the best policy.

1ClassyLady 68F
3289 posts
5/18/2019 12:09 am

Did you get this joke at the end?

The waitress gave the truck driver a bowl of beans because "beans" will make the truck driver fart (gas up).

p.s. I don't know what's wrong with Asia Friendfinder censorship. In my original article, I typed three flat tires, but the word "three" disappeared, so I had to come back to change to 3. Two eggs sunny side up, the word "two" disappeared, so I came back to use 2. The word appear "stup*d" has been removed, so I had to change to stup*d. Two slices of crisp bacon, the word "two" has been erased, so I put Arabic number 2 instead. you might as well gas up!, the word "gas" has been deleted, so I had to add on because it doesn't make sense without the word "gas"

I really fed-up with Asia Friendfinder censorship. I can understand the word "stup*d" been removed, but what was wrong with the word three, two eggs, two slices, gas up,


Honesty is the best policy.

1ClassyLady 68F
3289 posts
5/17/2019 8:47 pm

After Trump's "tariff hike" announcement for 2 weeks, it's time to relax for weekend.

I am amazed by the cook who figured out 3 flat tires are 3 pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and a pair of running boards are two slices of crisp bacon.

Hope this joke will bring you a smiling face!!

Honesty is the best policy.