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1ClassyLady 68F
3120 posts
11/7/2020 1:47 am
Weekend joke - a priest and a nun

A priest offered a Nun a lift.

She got in and crossed her legs. This movement shifted her gown reveal a shapely leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily rested his hand on her leg..

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 9?'

The priest removed his hand. However, when he changed gears, his hand "accidentally" slid her leg. The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 9?'

Chagrined, the priest apologized. 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed look Psalm 9. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story:

*If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.*

Just a reminder: the Weekend jokes are from my real estate agent in Las Vegas. I am just sharing.

Honesty is the best policy.

1ClassyLady 68F
3289 posts
11/8/2020 7:39 pm

    Quoting  :

I don't like to lie. Because you have to remember who you have lied to before.

Honesty is the best policy.

1ClassyLady 68F
3289 posts
11/7/2020 1:52 am

Relax, take it easy. Weekend is here.

Life, Laugh, and Love.

Honesty is the best policy.