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1ClassyLady 68F
3120 posts
11/13/2020 8:48 pm
Weekend joke - Let your boss say first

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking lunch
when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes .
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.' ' I'm first! I'm first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Puff! She's gone.

' I'm next! I'm next!' says the sales rep. 'I want be in Hawaii , relaxing the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'
Puff! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says the manager. The manager says, 'I want
those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story:
*Always let your boss have the first say.*

Just a reminder: the weekend jokes are from my Las Vegas real estate agent, I am just sharing.

Honesty is the best policy.

1ClassyLady 68F
3289 posts
11/13/2020 9:13 pm

I have an appointment to "test drive" Tesla model 3 tomorrow morning at a Tesla dealership. My son will come with me.

Tesla model 3 looks very chic and fashionable. The front hood and back trunk have large space for groceries and luggage. If I like it, I will go online to order it. No salesman, no price negotiation, everything order online. I would like to add options to buy autopilot, WiFi, Falcon wing doors, extension charger, ..... I already discussed with my banker friend, he said "Tesla is state of the art." (科技、機電等產品)最先進的,最高級的

Tesla looks so cool, especially with autopilot. Life is short, enjoy it while you can.

Honesty is the best policy.