Laughter is your Best Medeicine
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張貼於:2023年 1月 2日 9:50 am
最近編輯過:2024年 2月 19日 1:49 am 23529 瀏覽
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A Boy asked Girl in the library:
"Do you mind if I sit beside you?
The Girl replied in a loud angry voice:
"I don't want to spend the night with you!"
All the students in the Library started staring at the guy who was embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the Girl waled quietly to the Guys table and said:
" I study Psychology and I know what a Man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?"
The Guy responded with a loud voice:
"$100 for one night?! That's too much!"
All the people in the Library looked at the girl in shock... and the Guy whispered in her ears:
"I study Law and I know how to make someone guilty."
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New Blogs...
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張貼於:2022年 11月 9日 9:30 am
最近編輯過:2024年 5月 16日 2:26 pm 22664 瀏覽
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Does anyone know how to get into these new blog pages? I tried and all it does is loop back into my homepage here. 
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Love and Marriage
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張貼於:2022年 10月 3日 2:15 am
最近編輯過:2022年 10月 11日 3:48 am 25520 瀏覽
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Let's talk BIGAMY:
The penalty for bigamy is TWO Wives!!!
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LOVE IS SUCH...
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張貼於:2022年 9月 15日 2:30 pm
最近編輯過:2022年 9月 25日 10:25 pm 25859 瀏覽
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If you find yourself in love with someone who does
not love you, be gentle with yourself. There is
nothing wrong with you. Love just didn't choose to
rest in the other person's heart.
If you find someone else in love with you and you
don't love him/her, feel honored that love came
and called at your door, but gently refuse the gift
you cannot return. Do not take advantage, do not
cause pain.
If you fall in love with another, and he/she falls in
love with you, and then love chooses to leave, do
not try to reclaim it or to assess blame, let it go.
There is a reason and there is a meaning. You will
know in time.
Remember that you don't choose love. Love
chooses you. All you can really do is accept it for
all its mystery when it comes into your life. Feel
the way it fills you to overflowing, then reach out
and give it away.
Give it back to the person who brought it alive in
you.
Give it to others who deem it poor in spirit.
Give it to the world around you in anyway you can.
Remember this, and it to your heart. Love has its
own time, its own seasons, and its own reason for
coming and going. You cannot bribe it or coerce
it, or reason it into saying. You can only embrace
it when it arrives and give it away when it comes to
you. But if it chooses to leave from your heart or
from the heart of your lover, there is nothing you
can do and there is nothing you should do.
Love always has been and always will be a
mystery. Be glad it came to live for a moment in
your life.
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LET'S CHAT AWHILE...
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張貼於:2022年 8月 11日 12:28 am
最近編輯過:2023年 1月 15日 1:56 am 29766 瀏覽
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When you are online,
And you are feeling fancy free;
Come by the chatroom (Lobby),
Drop a line and say Hello.
*wink *wink
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Sunshine Coast Memories - Part 3 of 4
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張貼於:2022年 8月 5日 10:32 am
最近編輯過:2022年 8月 5日 4:23 pm 27804 瀏覽
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Prying my butt cheeks aside, she nosed her way in
Down the shaggy slopes. she came to the puckered goal.
She was quick to the licking. I pressed my crotch to her chin.
My thighs squirmed as her tongue wormed in my hole.
My sensations yearned for consummation. She untucked
Her legs and lay panting, hot as a teen-age gurl. While moi
I was naked, enlarged, charged, aching to get sucked,
Clawing the sheet, all my pores open to joy.
My circumcised head is a work of mastercraft
With perfectly beveled rim of unusual weight
And the friendliest red. Even relaxed, the shaft
Was of noble dimensions with the wrinkles that elate.
She inspected my erection. I surveyed her parts with a stare
From scrotum level. Sighting along the underside
Of my rooster, She looked through the forest of pubic hair
To the range of my chest beyond rising lofty and wide.
She admired the texture, the delicate wrinkles and the neat
Sutures of the capacious bag. While I too adored the grace
Of the female breast. She raised the delicious meat
Up to her mouth, brought the face of my hard-on to her face.
Slipping her lips round the dome of the head,
With the tip of her tongue she caressed the sensitive groove.
I thrilled to the trill. "That's lovely!" I hoarsely said.
"Go on! Go on!" Very slowly she started to move.
(to be continued...)
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To Tasha... I'll Remember You
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張貼於:2022年 8月 2日 12:20 pm
最近編輯過:2024年 5月 16日 2:26 pm 27848 瀏覽
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From Russia with love I fly to you
Much wiser since my goodbye to you
I've travelled the world to learn
I must return from Russia with love.
I've seen places, faces and smiled for a moment
But oh, you haunted me so
Still my tongue tied young pride
Would not let my love for you show
In case you'd say no.
To Russia I flew, but there and then
I've suddenly knew you'd care again
My running around is through
I fly to you from Russia with love
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만남 / 노사연 -Man Nam ( a Korean Classic Song)
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張貼於:2022年 8月 1日 6:27 pm
最近編輯過:2022年 8月 2日 7:39 pm 27855 瀏覽
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우리 만남은 우연이 아니야
그것은 우리의 바램이었어.
잊기엔 너무한 나의운명 이었기에
바랄수는 없지만 영원을 태우리
돌아보지 말아 후회하지 말아
아 바보같은 눈물 보이지 말아
사랑해 사랑해 너를 너를 사랑해
사랑해 사랑해 너를 너를 사랑해
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HEAVEN IS...
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張貼於:2022年 8月 1日 12:50 pm
最近編輯過:2024年 5月 16日 2:26 pm 27816 瀏覽
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Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife.
Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.
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The Fundamnetal Things Apply...
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張貼於:2022年 8月 1日 11:01 am
最近編輯過:2024年 5月 16日 2:26 pm 27888 瀏覽
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... As time goes by.
And when two lovers kiss
They still say "I love you"
On that you can rely
No matter what the future brings
As time goes by.
Moonlight and love songs
Never out of date
Hearts full of passion
Jealousy and hate
Woman needs man, and man must have his mate
That no one can deny.
It's still the same old story
A fight for love and glory
A case of do or die
The world will always welcome lovers
As time goes by.
*it has been awhile since I was last active. I still miss the science of the flirt !
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